Feng Chat

Laurence Simon: Let's Ask the Cats about Feng Shui

Sadie: Plants in the northwest corner of the room create positive ch'i for the environment. This positive ch'i is maximized when the sagacious cat makes full use of the plant's energy by eating it.

(That Sadie is one smart cat. She forgot to specify that a great deal of hacking and choking should accompany the hairball bad ch'i removal 'cause those kinds of noises scare away the evil spirits.)